caper

  1. noun: an activity or escapade, typically one that is illicit or ridiculous
  2. noun: the cooked and pickled flower buds of a bramble-like southern European shrub, used to flavor food.

non sequitur

noun: a statement (such as a response) that does not follow logically from or is not clearly related to anything previously said

cabbage

  1. verb: to steal; pilfer
  2. noun: the head or leaves of the plant